Laurel says:
So... [Sirius and Regulus] get interrupted by a patronus or something? Y/N?
Laurel says:
And it's just from Remus, and when Sirius shows up, he's like--I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO!
Laurel says:
LOL

( ...and so it begins )

The Twilight version.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

Through that magic of film editing I've discovered that Gerard Way's balls are made out of steel or something. They tried to hide it but check out 3:14 to 3:22.



"I broke my toes."
"He kicked Gerard in the balls."

What am I supposed to think?!

Deanna (ladymadonnasky) had an extra ticket for Hair tonight and I was the first one to answer her facebook offer so I got it yay! When I finally made it up to 81st and Central Park West she asked me, "how much do you know about Hair?"

"Uh. I know that one song. You know, Hair."

"It's my favorite musical."

"Oh."

"Age of Aquarius? Let the Sun Shine?"

"Oh yeah. From 40 Year Old Virgin."

*Deanna facepalm*



It was amazing. This in the outdoor theatre in Central Park and at the end of the second act Claude is holding his draft card over the fire, trying to decided whether to burn it or not and it was silent except for the crickets and the whir of a plan in the distance and it was so perfect.

At the end, for their encore I suppose, the actors ran up the aisles and the audience ran down. So we danced on the stage and waved our hands and it was magnificent.

Deanna said it best: Berger and Claude make such beautiful slash.

diest thing I've ever done. Luff it.

I am having lunch with a bunch of HP fans of varying ages after walking through a cemetary looking for names from a book. This has got to be the ner

HAPPY PI DAY!

To celebrate I bring you ultimate Robert smex from my most anticipated movie of the year, adapted from my most loathed book of the year. Enjoy.




NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAANT!

I swear to god, I'm more excited about this discovery than Jerry Bruckheimer was when he found that stupid actor-animation thing he's obcessed with.... This is why I don't do topical humor.

Anyway, I've been using the basic photo editor stuff for a while. You know, where you click a button and the exposure is fixed and you can remove red eye and shit. But I found the hardcore stuff where you can edit the color temperature and brightness and contrast and oh my god, all I need to do is fiddle with those and wack the saturation up by a billion percent and I look like a genius photographer. I'm really excited about this.

( EXAMPLES! )